yoshifruit:

0v9:

Going out for drinks with my coworker The Ogre after my shifts at the Beating and Torture factory

txttletale:

postpostirony:

100% for real, this lil fash shithead has no idea, but this is such an absolutely perfect encapsulation of how the squalid institution of hetero marriage under capitalism is. Marx could not have phrased it better himself.

This is what they have in mind as the ideal, as the institution that the state is supposed to revolve around. All the means testing, tax shit, etc etc etc All the medieval fuckery that treats people who aren’t married as different from people who aren’t. This is what it comes down to.

brightlotusmoon:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

this is so fun

Go! Go! Go!

xxuji:

yyugix:

birds cant serve cunt

i bet you feel really stupid rn

girlballs:

one of those days on the dashboad i guess

were–ralph:

OPEN RP

Halt! who goes there?

wiremxther:

wiremxther:

what is going on with taylor swift lyrics for real this is cooked

i’m not joking i actually hate taylor swift fans its a delusion that borders on deliberate conspiracy. i feel like calling her a good lyricist is tantamount to gaslighting

kalichnikov:

supermariomamafucker:

wokeuplaughing:

wokeuplaughing:

list of names for farmer themed coverbands

hall & oates > haulin oates

um guys this is so hard

kawaiite-mage:

olibavee:

oh sorry

haierld:

radiofreederry:

Sex traffickers will target cars that look feminine

lipid:

mothtowers:

gay people have access to a secret low res version of spongebob where every scene is him going through it or dead completely naked

theconcealedweapon:

Police supporters regularly admit that the police are the bad guys. They just don’t care.